She Wears A Trilby

She goes by the name Emma. Teenager caught in her own paradox between her optimism and cynicism. Obsessed with all things Silent Witness, Castle, The Newsroom and Holby and Brooklyn Nine Nine. And owls. Man, I heart owls.

"Hey, so, listen. The thing that I said to you before I went undercover, about how I wished something had happened between us romantically… That wasn’t nothing - that was real. I know that you’re with Teddy, I’m not trying to change that and I get there’s stuff I can’t control, but this morning I told you that I didn’t mean any of it and that was a lie. I just don’t want to hold anything back. ”
"Thank you for saying that."

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corpsereviver2:

ghostyouknow27:

Random thought: I want there to be an app sort of like Grindr but for fandom friendships. “Here are all the geeks in your area who will talk with you about Buffy for six hours straight.”

Yes!

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23devil:

….Is this what I think it is?

23devil:

….Is this what I think it is?

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zubat:

kasefacee:

butfirstbreakfast:

thewhoviantheatregeek:

DEAR EMMA WATSON
Where was MY right to decide what to do with my body? It wasn’t in the room where my parents paid a doctor to cut the skin off my penis when I was a mere minutes old!!
I bet your clit and vulva are still intact.
Tell me again how oppressed you are by this patriarchy?

Dear thewhoviantheatregeek
Please do not belittle female circumcision by comparing it to male circumcision. 
Male circumcision is not done to oppress men or destroy their sexuality but for either religious or health reasons. Removing the foreskin does not prevent sex, or damage the penis. You were not genetically mutilated.
Female circumcision involves removing the clitoris, or the vulva, sometimes it involves cutting the inside of the vagina and sowing it shut so that it heals over. Sometimes all of the above. It is oppressive, it is always painful and often fatal, and is still practised in many countries around the world with the goal of oppressing women under extreme patriarchal regimes.
Emma Watson may not suffer from those regimes directly in the way you’re referring to, but she spoke very frankly about how she has had a very privileged life. She is using that privilege to stand up for those who are not as fortunate. 
Tell me again how you are helping by making it about you?



People like this are honestly so awful lmao.

It would also help if you could differentiate between ‘genetically’ and ‘genitally’. Your point is now negated both by your ignorance and your inability to spell. 

zubat:

kasefacee:

butfirstbreakfast:

thewhoviantheatregeek:

DEAR EMMA WATSON

Where was MY right to decide what to do with my body? It wasn’t in the room where my parents paid a doctor to cut the skin off my penis when I was a mere minutes old!!

I bet your clit and vulva are still intact.

Tell me again how oppressed you are by this patriarchy?

Dear thewhoviantheatregeek

Please do not belittle female circumcision by comparing it to male circumcision.

Male circumcision is not done to oppress men or destroy their sexuality but for either religious or health reasons. Removing the foreskin does not prevent sex, or damage the penis. You were not genetically mutilated.

Female circumcision involves removing the clitoris, or the vulva, sometimes it involves cutting the inside of the vagina and sowing it shut so that it heals over. Sometimes all of the above. It is oppressive, it is always painful and often fatal, and is still practised in many countries around the world with the goal of oppressing women under extreme patriarchal regimes.

Emma Watson may not suffer from those regimes directly in the way you’re referring to, but she spoke very frankly about how she has had a very privileged life. She is using that privilege to stand up for those who are not as fortunate. 

Tell me again how you are helping by making it about you?

People like this are honestly so awful lmao.

It would also help if you could differentiate between ‘genetically’ and ‘genitally’. Your point is now negated both by your ignorance and your inability to spell. 

(via razzledazzlewaffle)

spanish and italian:

So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

french:

haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever

german:

LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA

english:

*shooting up in the bathroom*

gaelic:

the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck

polish:

here have all of these consonants have fun

japanese:

subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

welsh:

sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk

chinese:

here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.

arabic:

so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!

latin:

here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening

sign language:

If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

russian:

idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it

Greek:

so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

origamigummibear:

codeinewarrior:

yes i would

Has this person never heard of pixie sticks?

origamigummibear:

codeinewarrior:

yes i would

Has this person never heard of pixie sticks?

(via sloansabbith)

karaklaussen:

This gif can be applied to literally everything

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guardian-of-faith:

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guardian-of-faith:

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